The wife's off to Vegas!

A man comes home from work to find his wife packing. "Where are you going?", he asks surprised…

A man comes home from work to find his wife packing.

"Where are you going?", he asks surprised.

"I am off to Las Vegas, where a man has promised me $500 to do to him, what I do for you for free," she replied.

The man starts packing too. The wife surprised, asks him "What are you doing?"

He replies, "I am coming with you to see how you can live off $1000 a year"